So, uhm, hi. I apparently have a blog now. I feel the need to greet it in some way, or mark it with my urine, but that would be unacceptable, never mind pretty much impossible. The whole concept of this blog confuses me anyways. My spellchecker says I spelt blog wrong. Blog is such a hilarious word. Blog blog blog. You know blog, I kind of like you. I think I'll name you Henry. I think we'll get along great.